{"id":9724,"date":"2011-08-12T08:39:42","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T16:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=9724"},"modified":"2011-08-12T12:28:36","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T20:28:36","slug":"my-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=9724","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;My mommy&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The girls are in a bit of a &#8220;mommy&#8221; phase. Most mornings these days, right when they wake up they take turns calling out my name &#8211; and, in a bit of sibling rivalry &#8211; they try to one-up each other by yelling a little longer or a little louder than their sister just did. Often one of them will also call out, &#8220;My mommy!&#8221; to which the other will answer, &#8220;No, <em>my<\/em> mommy!&#8221; (This usually goes on for a few minutes, as I try to muster the energy to get out of bed.) And once I&#8217;ve greeted and gathered the girls, the competitiveness often continues, with both trying to sit or lay in my lap and pushing the other out of the way. My explanation that I have two arms for a reason and that there&#8217;s more than enough room for both of them usually does nothing for them; invariably, one of them walks away in a huff (or starts crying).<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could get annoyed by having my sleep so abruptly interrupted by the yelling, or by being climbed and pulled on before I&#8217;ve had a chance to even really wake up. But I can&#8217;t complain. I know this is just a (sweet) phase &#8211; one that won&#8217;t last long, and one that I&#8217;ll someday look back upon fondly. And so, those &#8220;My mommys&#8221; are going to be met with smiles (albeit tired ones).<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girls are in a bit of a &#8220;mommy&#8221; phase. Most mornings these days, right when they wake up they take turns calling out my name &#8211; and, in a bit of sibling rivalry &#8211; they try to one-up each other by yelling a little longer or a little louder than their sister just did. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-61-two-kids-august-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9724"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9741,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9724\/revisions\/9741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}