{"id":9639,"date":"2011-08-02T09:19:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T17:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=9639"},"modified":"2011-08-02T09:19:11","modified_gmt":"2011-08-02T17:19:11","slug":"four-or-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=9639","title":{"rendered":"Four &#8211; or 14?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Living with a four-and-half-year old can feel, at times, like sharing a house with a teen-ager. Consider these recent interactions:<\/p>\n<p>-After asking Zoe to get ready for bed numerous times the other night, I found her &#8211; fully clothed &#8211; sitting on the couch with her dad. &#8220;Did you put your pajamas on?&#8221; I asked her. &#8220;Did I <em>say<\/em> I would?&#8221; was her response. <\/p>\n<p>-Following a recent bath, I wanted Zoe&#8217;s help putting away some of her water toys. &#8220;Zoe, come put your boat away,&#8221; I called out to her. &#8220;You know where it goes,&#8221; she answered.<\/p>\n<p>-This morning Zoe was mumbling something in the bathroom. &#8220;What did you say, honey?&#8221; I asked, assuming she was talking to me. In an exasperated tone, she answered, &#8220;I&#8217;m talking to myself. Don&#8217;t worry about it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Living with a four-and-half-year old can feel, at times, like sharing a house with a teen-ager. Consider these recent interactions: -After asking Zoe to get ready for bed numerous times the other night, I found her &#8211; fully clothed &#8211; sitting on the couch with her dad. &#8220;Did you put your pajamas on?&#8221; I asked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-61-two-kids-august-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9639"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9644,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9639\/revisions\/9644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}