{"id":9343,"date":"2011-07-08T16:00:16","date_gmt":"2011-07-09T00:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=9343"},"modified":"2011-07-08T10:22:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T18:22:55","slug":"no-toe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=9343","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;No toe!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One last poolside story: Avery and I were lounging around one day when a bird swooped down on the concrete and started walking towards us. &#8220;No cup!&#8221; Avery scolded the bird, referencing a plastic cup that had just fallen to the ground. She then came over to where I was lying, cupped my toes with her little hands and told the bird, &#8220;No toe! No toe!&#8221; (She went on to repeat this until the bird was out of sight.) I&#8217;m not sure where she got the idea that the bird might attack my feet, but I was touched &#8211; and amused &#8211; by her concern.<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One last poolside story: Avery and I were lounging around one day when a bird swooped down on the concrete and started walking towards us. &#8220;No cup!&#8221; Avery scolded the bird, referencing a plastic cup that had just fallen to the ground. She then came over to where I was lying, cupped my toes with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-60-two-kids-july-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9343"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9357,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9343\/revisions\/9357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}