{"id":8487,"date":"2011-05-04T10:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T18:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=8487"},"modified":"2011-05-03T08:33:42","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:33:42","slug":"zoe-tales-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=8487","title":{"rendered":"Zoe tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few recent stories: <\/p>\n<p>-Earlier this week we received a report from school that Zoe had pinched her right hand while moving a chair. (Minor incident: No blood, she&#8217;s fine.) &#8220;Did you cry?&#8221; I asked her. &#8220;I did not. I was super brave,&#8221; she responded.<\/p>\n<p>-I usually pick out Zoe&#8217;s clothes for school, but one recent morning I asked Q if he could. From the other room I heard Zoe tell him, &#8220;Pick out something good so Mommy won&#8217;t yell at you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-On the way home the other day Zoe commented that the microwaves weren&#8217;t working at school. &#8220;Oh, right &#8211; because the electricity was out,&#8221; I said, recalling a note I had seen a few days earlier. &#8220;Yeh. Did you get the e-mail?&#8221; she asked. (<em>Did you get the e-mail<\/em>?  I felt like I was talking to a teen-ager!)<\/p>\n<p>-One day, a tired and grumpy Zoe squirmed away from my attempted hug. &#8220;Zoe,&#8221; I told her, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t want to be hugged, then you shouldn&#8217;t be so cute.&#8221; (That&#8217;s a line I learned from Zia Angela.) Exasperated, Zoe told me, &#8220;There is no way for me to be not cute!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few recent stories: -Earlier this week we received a report from school that Zoe had pinched her right hand while moving a chair. (Minor incident: No blood, she&#8217;s fine.) &#8220;Did you cry?&#8221; I asked her. &#8220;I did not. I was super brave,&#8221; she responded. -I usually pick out Zoe&#8217;s clothes for school, but one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-58-two-kids-may-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8487"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8504,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8487\/revisions\/8504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}