{"id":83,"date":"2006-11-22T10:50:29","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T17:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sesame.browdy.net\/?p=83"},"modified":"2006-11-22T14:12:23","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T21:12:23","slug":"getting-the-show-on-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Getting the show on the road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Early this summer, Q and I got on a big craigslist kick. We would scour the ads for baby gear and then snag as many good bargains as we could. One of my favorite buying-frenzy memories (aside from the house with the somewhat scary woman and the pot-belly pig hiding under the covers in her bed) was the time we went to buy a universal stroller from a woman. She was pretty and young, and also extremely pregnant and grumpy. (When Q tried to negotiate with her on price, she would have none of it. I commented to him when we left, &#8220;Q, you\u00c2\u00a0do NOT\u00c2\u00a0mess with a woman who is 9 months pregnant.&#8221;) It turned out that she was VERY pregnant (her due-date was the next day), and she didn&#8217;t seem particularly enthusiastic when we heard she was so close and excitedly congratulated her. It was clear that she was ready to get the show on the road: have the baby, stop being pregnant, etc. She looked so miserable I thought she would pop right there!<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nMonths later, it&#8217;s hard to believe that I&#8217;m close to where that woman was that day. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m particularly grumpy, but I am getting a little anxious to get things going. As nervous (still) as I may be about childbirth, the thought of meeting the baby &#8211; and not being pregnant anymore &#8211; is increasingly appealing to me. (And, as shallow as it may sound, I admit that I&#8217;m also excited about losing the belly and starting to wear\/shop for &#8220;real&#8221; clothes again! There are just SO many after-Christmas sales to look forward to!)<\/p>\n<p>I sometimes wonder about that\u00c2\u00a0woman we met that day:\u00c2\u00a0what she wound up having (I think she was expecting a boy, but I can&#8217;t remember) and *when.*\u00c2\u00a0 I also wonder, naturally, when our baby will make her appearance.\u00c2\u00a0As I commented to a midwife I saw yesterday (during\u00c2\u00a0another routine appointment), the person who someday devises a test to determine the exact onset of labor should win a Nobel Prize in Medicine! (To which the midwife replied, &#8220;I think if men were the ones who gave birth, there would already be such a test!&#8221; I hear her&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early this summer, Q and I got on a big craigslist kick. We would scour the ads for baby gear and then snag as many good bargains as we could. One of my favorite buying-frenzy memories (aside from the house with the somewhat scary woman and the pot-belly pig hiding under the covers in her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prearrival"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}