{"id":8055,"date":"2011-03-29T09:53:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T17:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=8055"},"modified":"2011-03-29T09:53:50","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T17:53:50","slug":"god-the-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=8055","title":{"rendered":"God the Pirate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night, Zoe and I were chatting and somehow found our way to talking about God.  When I asked her what she thought God looked like she told me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Well, I think he is a big round magical ball that no one can see.  And he can look at us, so he must have an eye.  Actually, he has a second eye but there is a patch over it.  So actually God is a pirate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can totally see it!<\/p>\n<p>-Jon Q<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night, Zoe and I were chatting and somehow found our way to talking about God. When I asked her what she thought God looked like she told me: Well, I think he is a big round magical ball that no one can see. And he can look at us, so he must have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-56-two-kids-march-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8055"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8116,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8055\/revisions\/8116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}