{"id":6488,"date":"2010-10-26T15:40:43","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T23:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=6488"},"modified":"2010-10-26T15:40:43","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T23:40:43","slug":"little-mommy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=6488","title":{"rendered":"Little Mommy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night, (a very tired) Zoe got upset that she wasn&#8217;t able to watch the show that she wanted. &#8220;This is unacceptable!&#8221; she cried out, flailing her arms and legs around. Impressed with her word choice, I asked who uses &#8220;unacceptable.&#8221; &#8220;<em>You <\/em>do,&#8221; she told me. <\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night, (a very tired) Zoe got upset that she wasn&#8217;t able to watch the show that she wanted. &#8220;This is unacceptable!&#8221; she cried out, flailing her arms and legs around. Impressed with her word choice, I asked who uses &#8220;unacceptable.&#8221; &#8220;You do,&#8221; she told me. -M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-51-two-kids-october-10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6488"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6490,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions\/6490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}