{"id":5638,"date":"2010-09-14T14:32:46","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T22:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=5638"},"modified":"2010-09-14T14:32:46","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T22:32:46","slug":"zoe-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=5638","title":{"rendered":"Zoe comments"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few funny, recent quotes from Zoe:<\/p>\n

-The other night, as Zoe was getting undressed for bed I commented to her, “Your underwear is kind of big.” Without batting an eye, she said, “Well, you’re the one who picked them out.” <\/p>\n

-When Zoe heard a car honking its horn outside one day, she said with a laugh, “Dude, why are you doing that?” When I asked her who says the word “dude,” she answered, “You do – to the car in front of you when you’re driving.” (Hey – at least it’s better than “a-hole.”<\/a>)<\/p>\n

-This morning, Zoe, who normally dresses herself, was too busy playing to put on her clothes. After asking her numerous times, I finally said, “Okay, Zoe, since you’re not listening, I’m just going to have to dress you myself.” “I’m fine with that,” she replied. <\/p>\n

-Her friend Leo’s dad recently asked Zoe what she wanted to be when she grows up. “I want to be a doctor or a princess,” she said, perhaps thinking of one of her shirts<\/a>, before adding, “Or a doggie.”<\/p>\n

-Out of the blue recently, Zoe asked, “When you grow, does it hurt?” (We assured her that, no, it doesn’t hurt!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few funny, recent quotes from Zoe: -The other night, as Zoe was getting undressed for bed I commented to her, “Your underwear is kind of big.” Without batting an eye, she said, “Well, you’re the one who picked them out.” -When Zoe heard a car honking its horn outside one day, she said with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-50-two-kids-september-10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5638"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6124,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5638\/revisions\/6124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}