{"id":4985,"date":"2010-06-04T08:00:14","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T16:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=4985"},"modified":"2010-06-07T04:28:41","modified_gmt":"2010-06-07T12:28:41","slug":"zoe-tales-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=4985","title":{"rendered":"Zoe tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few recent stories that made me smile:<\/p>\n<p>-Last Friday, I told Zoe I had to do a few things before her kung-fu class. We were walking down the street after stopping at the drugstore and dry cleaner&#8217;s when Zoe suddenly slowed down. &#8220;Where&#8217;s Erin&#8217;s house?&#8221; she asked me with a confused look. &#8220;Erin &#8211; who&#8217;s Erin?&#8221; I asked her. &#8220;You said we were going to Erin&#8217;s,&#8221; said Zoe, and it hit me that she misheard &#8220;do some errands&#8221; for &#8220;go to Erin&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-After spending the day in the sun last Sunday, Zoe relaxed by watching the movie Tinker Bell. During a scene in which the main character&#8217;s face turns bright red from anger, Zoe commented, &#8220;Her face is really red. She didn&#8217;t put on sunblock!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-We were shopping recently when Zoe had to go to the bathroom. I took her hand and walked her through the store, and I slowed down when I spotted a rounder of cute baby clothes. &#8220;No, Mommy,&#8221; Zoe said to me as she saw me eye the outfits. &#8220;We&#8217;re not looking at clothes right now, we&#8217;re going to the potty!&#8221; (Wow, I thought with a laugh, my daughter is scolding me for shopping!) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few recent stories that made me smile: -Last Friday, I told Zoe I had to do a few things before her kung-fu class. We were walking down the street after stopping at the drugstore and dry cleaner&#8217;s when Zoe suddenly slowed down. &#8220;Where&#8217;s Erin&#8217;s house?&#8221; she asked me with a confused look. &#8220;Erin &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-47-two-kids-june10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4985"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5009,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985\/revisions\/5009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}