{"id":4346,"date":"2010-03-23T10:15:05","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T18:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=4346"},"modified":"2010-03-23T10:15:05","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T18:15:05","slug":"you-know-youre-a-mom-when-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=4346","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re a mom when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;You&#8217;re not fazed to be out in public with a large sticker on your back. The story: I was out shopping and waiting in line at a store on Sunday, when I felt a gentle poke to my shoulder. &#8220;Excuse me,&#8221; the man behind me said. &#8220;You have a sticker on your back.&#8221; I reached to the back of my shirt and confirmed that there was, indeed a circular Trader Joe&#8217;s sticker there &#8211; Zoe had put it on me earlier in the day, and I had completely forgotten about it. &#8220;Oh, thanks &#8211; it&#8217;s from my daughter,&#8221; I told the man as I peeled off the sticker with a shrug. Old-Michelle might have been mortified to be wandering through the mall like this (I had been to several stores before this one), but Mom-Michelle just had to laugh! And I couldn&#8217;t wait to tell Q and Zoe what had happened&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;You&#8217;re not fazed to be out in public with a large sticker on your back. The story: I was out shopping and waiting in line at a store on Sunday, when I felt a gentle poke to my shoulder. &#8220;Excuse me,&#8221; the man behind me said. &#8220;You have a sticker on your back.&#8221; I reached [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-44-two-kids-march-10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4346"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4350,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4346\/revisions\/4350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}