{"id":25740,"date":"2017-11-10T12:12:11","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T20:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=25740"},"modified":"2017-11-13T12:14:00","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T20:14:00","slug":"averys-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=25740","title":{"rendered":"Avery&#8217;s future?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Frustrated by my request to do some cleaning, Avery recently declared: &#8220;When I grow up I&#8217;m going to have a maid. And I&#8217;m going to make my husband pay for it. And I&#8217;m going to just lounge around.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The feminist in me cringed, but the mom in me had to laugh. Avery&#8217;s always coming up with doozies like this one!<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frustrated by my request to do some cleaning, Avery recently declared: &#8220;When I grow up I&#8217;m going to have a maid. And I&#8217;m going to make my husband pay for it. And I&#8217;m going to just lounge around.&#8221; The feminist in me cringed, but the mom in me had to laugh. Avery&#8217;s always coming up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-98-two-kids-oct-dec17"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25740"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25795,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25740\/revisions\/25795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}