{"id":23882,"date":"2016-06-09T16:08:57","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T00:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=23882"},"modified":"2016-06-09T16:09:33","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T00:09:33","slug":"are-you-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=23882","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Are you kidding me?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When describing Avery I&#8217;m always using the words sweet, silly and sassy. Two examples of the latter behavior: At bedtime\u00c2\u00a0recently, she asked if she could watch a show when she woke up the next morning. &#8220;Instead of doing that, why don&#8217;t you read a book or play a game?&#8221; I suggested. &#8220;Are you<em> kidding<\/em> me?&#8221; she asked in an exasperated tone. And the next night, after she didn&#8217;t respond to something I had just said, I told her, &#8220;Mama is talking to you.&#8221; &#8220;Avery isn&#8217;t listening to you,&#8221; was her reply, along with a big laugh. (Don&#8217;t worry, though: Her sweetness counteracts the sass.)<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When describing Avery I&#8217;m always using the words sweet, silly and sassy. Two examples of the latter behavior: At bedtime\u00c2\u00a0recently, she asked if she could watch a show when she woke up the next morning. &#8220;Instead of doing that, why don&#8217;t you read a book or play a game?&#8221; I suggested. &#8220;Are you kidding me?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-92-two-kids-may-july16"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23882"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23886,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23882\/revisions\/23886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}