{"id":2376,"date":"2009-03-13T13:53:46","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T20:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=2376"},"modified":"2009-03-13T13:53:46","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T20:53:46","slug":"mommy-thats-my-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=2376","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Mommy, that&#8217;s my food!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in high-school, there was a funny TV commercial (probably for Weight Watchers or the like) that featured a mom who kept eating food from her child&#8217;s plate. (&#8220;Mommy, that&#8217;s my food!&#8221; her child would say, as the mom looked on in shame.) Because I was a big eater, and not much of a sharer, my friends would joke that I would be like the mom in the commercial someday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward to Tues. night, when the three of us were enjoying some pizza at a party. I took a slice and Zoe promptly snatched it out of my hands; a few minutes later, she did the same thing with a new piece. There wasn&#8217;t that much pizza left, and I felt myself becoming agitated. &#8220;Zoe, that&#8217;s Mommy&#8217;s!&#8221; I told her, as I took the slice out of her greasy little hands. And as I took a bite, I couldn&#8217;t help but wonder what my high-school friends would think if they could see me&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>I like to think I&#8217;m a fairly giving and kind mom under normal circumstances &#8211; and I just don&#8217;t feel shame over this incident. After all, no one should mess with a pregnant woman&#8217;s pizza!<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in high-school, there was a funny TV commercial (probably for Weight Watchers or the like) that featured a mom who kept eating food from her child&#8217;s plate. (&#8220;Mommy, that&#8217;s my food!&#8221; her child would say, as the mom looked on in shame.) Because I was a big eater, and not much of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-31two-years-three-months"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}