{"id":22144,"date":"2015-04-28T08:12:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-28T16:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=22144"},"modified":"2015-04-27T18:16:58","modified_gmt":"2015-04-28T02:16:58","slug":"overheard-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=22144","title":{"rendered":"Overheard&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, Avery was teaching a pretend gymnastics class and showing her sister how to tumble. About then:<\/p>\n<p>Z (about the mat that was set up on the floor): &#8220;This is too low &#8211; I&#8217;m going to hurt my precious head.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;We all have precious heads.&#8221;<br \/>\nZ: &#8220;Well, mine is <em>more<\/em> precious.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, Avery was teaching a pretend gymnastics class and showing her sister how to tumble. About then: Z (about the mat that was set up on the floor): &#8220;This is too low &#8211; I&#8217;m going to hurt my precious head.&#8221; A: &#8220;We all have precious heads.&#8221; Z: &#8220;Well, mine is more precious.&#8221; -M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-88-two-kids-april-june15"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22144"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22147,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22144\/revisions\/22147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}