{"id":22040,"date":"2015-04-02T09:37:44","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T17:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=22040"},"modified":"2015-04-02T09:37:44","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T17:37:44","slug":"apple-fools-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=22040","title":{"rendered":"Apple Fools Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the girls were <em>very<\/em> into April Fools&#8217; Day yesterday. I tricked Zoe early (there was a power outage at the school and classes were cancelled, I told her when she first woke up), and she got me, too (&#8220;I have bad news, Mommy &#8211; there&#8217;s a rip in my backpack&#8221;). But when she got home from school she came up with all sorts of other ways to trick me and Q. I heard &#8220;April Fools!&#8221; so many times by 8 PM that I was very ready for her to go to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Avery, in the meanwhile, kept calling it <em>Apple<\/em> Fools&#8217; Day &#8211; so her dad jokingly told her it would be followed by Banana Fools&#8217; Day, Orange Fools&#8217; Day, etc&#8230; Not sure she bought it, though.<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the girls were very into April Fools&#8217; Day yesterday. I tricked Zoe early (there was a power outage at the school and classes were cancelled, I told her when she first woke up), and she got me, too (&#8220;I have bad news, Mommy &#8211; there&#8217;s a rip in my backpack&#8221;). But when she got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-88-two-kids-april-june15"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22040"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22042,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22040\/revisions\/22042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}