{"id":21208,"date":"2014-11-09T09:00:22","date_gmt":"2014-11-09T17:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=21208"},"modified":"2014-11-07T19:52:10","modified_gmt":"2014-11-08T03:52:10","slug":"princess-talk-with-a-5-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=21208","title":{"rendered":"Princess talk with a 5-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About ten minutes after I put Avery to bed the other night she called me back in her room. &#8220;Mommy,&#8221; she asked in serious voice, &#8220;how do you become a princess or queen?&#8221; Somewhat stumped at how to answer, I said that\u00c2\u00a0 one way is to be born into a royal family. &#8220;But how does that happen?&#8221; she responded. It&#8217;s sort of hard to explain, I told her, before we had the following exchange:<\/p>\n<p>M: &#8220;Take Elsa and Anna. They were princesses because their mom and dad were the queen and king. They&#8217;re not real, but -&#8221;<br \/>\nA, interrupting me: &#8220;Yes, they are. They&#8217;re at Disneyland, and Disneyland is real.&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8220;Oh, yes&#8230; You&#8217;re right. I had forgotten that.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;And Elsa and Kristof came to my birthday party. So they&#8217;re <em>definitely<\/em> real.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About ten minutes after I put Avery to bed the other night she called me back in her room. &#8220;Mommy,&#8221; she asked in serious voice, &#8220;how do you become a princess or queen?&#8221; Somewhat stumped at how to answer, I said that\u00c2\u00a0 one way is to be born into a royal family. &#8220;But how does [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-86-two-kids-oct-dec-14"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21208"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21232,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21208\/revisions\/21232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}