{"id":21177,"date":"2014-10-30T09:13:37","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T17:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=21177"},"modified":"2014-10-29T15:14:49","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T23:14:49","slug":"schooled-by-a-5-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=21177","title":{"rendered":"Schooled by a 5-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a rough morning yesterday morning, and I was grumpy and grumbling about something as the girls and I got into the car to head to school. &#8220;Mommy,&#8221; Avery said in a stern voice, &#8220;God does <em>not<\/em> want you to act like that.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing worse than being reminded of your bad behavior by a 5-year-old &#8211; but on the bright side, I&#8217;m glad that lessons from school are sinking in!<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a rough morning yesterday morning, and I was grumpy and grumbling about something as the girls and I got into the car to head to school. &#8220;Mommy,&#8221; Avery said in a stern voice, &#8220;God does not want you to act like that.&#8221; There&#8217;s nothing worse than being reminded of your bad behavior by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-86-two-kids-oct-dec-14"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21177"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21183,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21177\/revisions\/21183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}