{"id":20589,"date":"2014-09-23T08:58:32","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T16:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=20589"},"modified":"2014-10-04T13:47:19","modified_gmt":"2014-10-04T21:47:19","slug":"if-there-were-no-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=20589","title":{"rendered":"If there were no rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When putting Zoe to bed the other night I casually asked how she would like if it if there were no rules, and she could do whatever she wanted. &#8220;That would be awesome!&#8221; she answered. When I asked what she would do, she told me, &#8220;I would watch shows very hour. I would eat treats like milkshakes and ice-cream. I would stay up late, until midnight every night. And I would go to school even on the weekends.&#8221; I&#8217;m thrilled that she likes school that much but I had to ask about one flaw in her plan: How could she watch TV every hour if she was at school? &#8220;Oh, I just meant I&#8217;d watch at <em>night<\/em>,&#8221; she clarified. (Sounds like she has it all figured out!)<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When putting Zoe to bed the other night I casually asked how she would like if it if there were no rules, and she could do whatever she wanted. &#8220;That would be awesome!&#8221; she answered. When I asked what she would do, she told me, &#8220;I would watch shows very hour. I would eat treats [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-85-two-kids-june-14"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20589"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21007,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20589\/revisions\/21007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}