{"id":19335,"date":"2014-04-01T11:01:45","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T19:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=19335"},"modified":"2014-04-02T12:38:29","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T20:38:29","slug":"guff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=19335","title":{"rendered":"Guff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I often, teasingly, tell the girls not to give me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/thesaurus\/guff\">guff<\/a>. The other night, after asking if she could stay up later, Avery begged me, &#8220;Please! I won&#8217;t even give you any <em>guffs<\/em> tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I often, teasingly, tell the girls not to give me guff. The other night, after asking if she could stay up later, Avery begged me, &#8220;Please! I won&#8217;t even give you any guffs tomorrow.&#8221; -M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-84-two-kids-april-14"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19335"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19340,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19335\/revisions\/19340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}