{"id":19042,"date":"2014-02-17T08:44:23","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T16:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=19042"},"modified":"2014-10-04T13:31:04","modified_gmt":"2014-10-04T21:31:04","slug":"ms-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=19042","title":{"rendered":"Ms. President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of Presidents Day,\u00c2\u00a0her teacher asked Zoe what she would make happen if she were president. Zoe&#8217;s thoughts:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I would make smoking not legal. And I would make no littering allowed. And I would make sure there&#8217;s swimming pools everywhere. And you could say abracadabra and a bathing suit would appear. And I would ask when you fill your piggybank to one hundred dollars to take half of it and give it to people who can&#8217;t afford toys like you can.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Zoe-for-President.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19043\" title=\"Zoe for President\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Zoe-for-President.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"303\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Zoe-for-President.jpg 303w, http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Zoe-for-President-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/If-I-were-President.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19044\" title=\"If I were President\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/If-I-were-President.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"302\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/If-I-were-President.jpg 302w, http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/If-I-were-President-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 302px) 100vw, 302px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of Presidents Day,\u00c2\u00a0her teacher asked Zoe what she would make happen if she were president. Zoe&#8217;s thoughts: I would make smoking not legal. And I would make no littering allowed. And I would make sure there&#8217;s swimming pools everywhere. And you could say abracadabra and a bathing suit would appear. And I would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-83-two-kids-january-14"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19042"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20916,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19042\/revisions\/20916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}