{"id":18307,"date":"2013-11-06T20:11:37","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T04:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=18307"},"modified":"2015-03-31T14:56:33","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T22:56:33","slug":"so-you-handle-it-really-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=18307","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;&#8230;So you handle it really good&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I posted this on Facebook but\u00c2\u00a0it&#8217;s too good not to share here, too&#8230; Last night I was teasing Avery (as I sometimes do) that I was going to take her to the zoo to live with the animals. She requested, in all seriousness,\u00c2\u00a0that she instead go live with her best friend, Sofia, and his twin brother. After talking\u00c2\u00a0for a few minutes\u00c2\u00a0about the prospect of her being away from us, I asked wouldn&#8217;t she miss me, Daddy and Zoe? She just shrugged and then said, as way of justification for moving out, &#8220;I want you to just have one kid so you handle it really good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(And here I thought I was handling things &#8220;really good!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I posted this on Facebook but\u00c2\u00a0it&#8217;s too good not to share here, too&#8230; Last night I was teasing Avery (as I sometimes do) that I was going to take her to the zoo to live with the animals. She requested, in all seriousness,\u00c2\u00a0that she instead go live with her best friend, Sofia, and his twin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-82-two-kids-october-13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18307"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22000,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18307\/revisions\/22000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}