{"id":181,"date":"2006-12-11T17:38:01","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=181"},"modified":"2006-12-11T17:51:18","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:51:18","slug":"just-me-and-zoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"Just me and Zoe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although I stopped working a month ago, I feel like my maternity leave really started today. The house is empty &#8211; Q went back to work and his family left this morning\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; and Zoe and I are on our own. Although things with Zoe have gone swimmingly these past 18 days, today (admittedly) has been tough. For some reason, Zoe decided today was the day she would cry for long stretches and refuse to sleep in her bassinet.<\/p>\n<p>I have three theories for what has happened: 1 &#8211; someone replaced my sweet baby with a demon one; 2 &#8211; Zoe decided to test me on my first full day on the job; 3 &#8211; it&#8217;s just a coincidence that my first day alone coincided with her fussiest day yet&#8230; I&#8217;m going with #3. (Please, God, have it be #3!!)<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; Because I didn&#8217;t see much of this today, I&#8217;m posting a picture of cute, sleepy Zoe.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image184\" alt=\"Zoe sleeping\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/img_1604.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although I stopped working a month ago, I feel like my maternity leave really started today. The house is empty &#8211; Q went back to work and his family left this morning\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; and Zoe and I are on our own. Although things with Zoe have gone swimmingly these past 18 days, today (admittedly) has been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-weeks-at-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}