{"id":17864,"date":"2013-09-16T09:25:42","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T17:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=17864"},"modified":"2017-07-01T16:14:50","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T00:14:50","slug":"important-early-morning-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=17864","title":{"rendered":"Important early morning questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I was jolted out of a dream by the loud whispers of &#8220;Mama, mama.&#8221; After mumbling an &#8220;uh-huh&#8221; the raspy voice beside my bed asked, &#8220;Can I wear my Cinderella underwear today?&#8221; After another &#8220;uh-huh,&#8221; it continued, &#8220;Okay &#8211; and if the Cinderella ones are in the laundry, then I&#8217;ll choose another kind. Okay, mama?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t yet 7 AM. This is what life with a 4-year-old is like.<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I was jolted out of a dream by the loud whispers of &#8220;Mama, mama.&#8221; After mumbling an &#8220;uh-huh&#8221; the raspy voice beside my bed asked, &#8220;Can I wear my Cinderella underwear today?&#8221; After another &#8220;uh-huh,&#8221; it continued, &#8220;Okay &#8211; and if the Cinderella ones are in the laundry, then I&#8217;ll choose another kind. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-81-two-kids-july-sept-13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17864"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25278,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17864\/revisions\/25278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}