{"id":17211,"date":"2013-07-17T14:29:27","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T22:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=17211"},"modified":"2013-07-17T14:29:27","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T22:29:27","slug":"i-would-just-get-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=17211","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I would just get another&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zoe made me laugh the other when she\u00c2\u00a0asked (out of the blue) if I liked it\u00c2\u00a0when she and\u00c2\u00a0Avery misbehaved or ran away from me. &#8220;Zoe, do <em>any<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0moms like it when their kids do that?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Do you think <em>you<\/em> would like it if your kid ran away from you?&#8221; Zoe just shrugged and said, &#8220;Yeah, I wouldn&#8217;t care. I would just get another right here.&#8221; And then she patted her tummy.<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zoe made me laugh the other when she\u00c2\u00a0asked (out of the blue) if I liked it\u00c2\u00a0when she and\u00c2\u00a0Avery misbehaved or ran away from me. &#8220;Zoe, do any\u00c2\u00a0moms like it when their kids do that?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Do you think you would like it if your kid ran away from you?&#8221; Zoe just shrugged and said, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-81-two-kids-july-sept-13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17211"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17253,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17211\/revisions\/17253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}