{"id":17,"date":"2006-10-27T16:15:38","date_gmt":"2006-10-27T23:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sesame.browdy.net\/?p=17"},"modified":"2006-10-27T16:18:40","modified_gmt":"2006-10-27T23:18:40","slug":"model-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"Model child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just got back from a doctor&#8217;s appointment. Today was all about testing: I had a quickie ultrasound and then the baby&#8217;s heart was monitored. Last week the appointment took forever b\/c the baby had hiccups and was moving around too much, and we couldn&#8217;t get a good reading. (I had to just lie there for 45 minutes &#8211; and I couldn&#8217;t even read! The technician took\u00c2\u00a0my magazine\u00c2\u00a0away from me b\/c she thought that would help the baby relax. Whatever.) Today was a lot smoother. The baby was very calm &#8211; although active enough to get a good reading\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; and I was able to catch up on my celebrity gossip (&#8220;Life &#038; Style&#8221;) while listening to the heartbeats. My technician commented that everything\u00c2\u00a0looked perfect &#8211; and we obviously had the model child. (That really made me laugh. I&#8217;m not sure how that&#8217;s possible, given the parents.) Another highlight was getting to &#8211; very briefly &#8211; see the baby&#8217;s profile (which I&#8217;ve only seen once before). The technician\u00c2\u00a0 noted that she had chubby cheeks, and all I could think about was those mini Snickers I&#8217;ve been eating like crazy!\u00c2\u00a0(It&#8217;s Q&#8217;s fault. He bought them for me!)<\/p>\n<p>I used to be obsessed with Owen, the baby on the old Fox show &#8220;Party of Five&#8221; -\u00c2\u00a0and only because he was this blubbery little thing. Fat babies are just the cutest, and I used to always say to friends: &#8216;if I ever have a baby, it better be fat!&#8217; So&#8230; it seems like Sesame is doing her part to ensure a fat baby will be mine! Maybe she is a model child, after all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just got back from a doctor&#8217;s appointment. Today was all about testing: I had a quickie ultrasound and then the baby&#8217;s heart was monitored. Last week the appointment took forever b\/c the baby had hiccups and was moving around too much, and we couldn&#8217;t get a good reading. (I had to just lie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prearrival"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}