{"id":16771,"date":"2013-06-05T09:00:03","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T17:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=16771"},"modified":"2017-07-01T16:10:05","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T00:10:05","slug":"funny-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=16771","title":{"rendered":"Funny money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two recent money-related comments that made me laugh (for different reasons):<\/p>\n<p>-Zoe was counting up the money in her Darth Vader piggy bank\u00c2\u00a0last night, and\u00c2\u00a0she told me she\u00c2\u00a0was trying to figure out if she had enough to buy a Death Star toy that she&#8217;s been eyeing.\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;How much do you think it is?&#8221; I asked, to which she shrugged. &#8220;I dunno &#8211; probably\u00c2\u00a0like a million dollars.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-While browsing in our neighborhood bookstore recently, Q told Avery &#8211; who&#8217;s not yet nighttime potty-trained -\u00c2\u00a0that\u00c2\u00a0we would\u00c2\u00a0buy her a book as a treat for having a dry pull-up the night before. Avery picked out two books and when Q firmly said that we could only get one,\u00c2\u00a0she told him, &#8220;C&#8217;mon, we have enough money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two recent money-related comments that made me laugh (for different reasons): -Zoe was counting up the money in her Darth Vader piggy bank\u00c2\u00a0last night, and\u00c2\u00a0she told me she\u00c2\u00a0was trying to figure out if she had enough to buy a Death Star toy that she&#8217;s been eyeing.\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;How much do you think it is?&#8221; I asked, to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-82-two-kids-april-june-13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16771"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16783,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16771\/revisions\/16783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}