{"id":1661,"date":"2008-06-18T13:20:53","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T20:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=1661"},"modified":"2008-06-18T13:20:53","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T20:20:53","slug":"me-18-months-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=1661","title":{"rendered":"Me, 18+ months later"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Zoe hit her last milestone (the 18-month mark), I meant to make a post reflecting on how fast time has gone and how much our life has changed in the last year and a half. I didn&#8217;t wind up doing such a post (I was probably too tired from chasing Zoe around), but I thought I&#8217;d at least list a few small things that have changed for me. So here goes. <\/p>\n<p>In my post-Zoe life (unlike my pre-Z one), I:<\/p>\n<p>-never set an alarm clock (yet am up almost every day at 6:30 AM)<br \/>\n-think 11 PM is really, really late<br \/>\n-get tipsy from one cocktail (that&#8217;s what 26 months of pregnancy and nursing does to you)<br \/>\n-consider a long-enough shower to shave my legs a real luxury<br \/>\n-find myself adding &#8220;s&#8221; or &#8220;ers&#8221; (e.g. &#8220;do you want to a snackers?&#8221;, &#8220;let&#8217;s take a bathers&#8221;) to some &#8211; <em>most?<\/em> &#8211; words<br \/>\n-automatically say &#8220;dog&#8221; whenever I see one &#8211; whether or not Zoe is around<br \/>\n-am more likely to be found on the playground or at a park than at the mall or in a boutique (though, let&#8217;s not kid ourselves &#8211; I do still find <em>some <\/em>time to shop)<br \/>\n-don&#8217;t mind (and even kind of like) when I encounter crying kids on airplanes, in stores, etc.<br \/>\n-don&#8217;t know what to do with myself when I have nothing to do (a rare occasion, anyway)<br \/>\n-now know what all the fuss about kids is about<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Zoe hit her last milestone (the 18-month mark), I meant to make a post reflecting on how fast time has gone and how much our life has changed in the last year and a half. I didn&#8217;t wind up doing such a post (I was probably too tired from chasing Zoe around), but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-21one-and-a-half-years-old"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}