{"id":162,"date":"2006-12-06T19:06:10","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T02:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=162"},"modified":"2006-12-06T22:12:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T05:12:56","slug":"a-first-for-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"A first for everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I feel like I officially became a mom last night, when I got thrown up on for the first time. I was holding Zoe and admiring\u00c2\u00a0her big blue eyes when she opened her mouth and just let it all out.\u00c2\u00a0(It&#8217;s hard to\u00c2\u00a0believe that an 8-pound individual can produce that much vomit!) My first thought (which I probably shouldn&#8217;t admit) was, &#8220;Oh my God, my shirt&#8221; &#8211; and my second thought was, &#8220;Oh my God, I hope she&#8217;s okay.&#8221; I don&#8217;t have a lot of experience with babies &#8211; let alone babies who throw up &#8211; so I called in Q for consultation. He&#8217;s the designated burper in the family and he&#8217;s seen her get sick before, so I needed him to determine whether she was okay. Once he came in and assured me that she was, in fact, fine, I peeled off my shirt, threw\u00c2\u00a0it in\u00c2\u00a0some cold water, and let out a big sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I don&#8217;t think this will be only time I&#8217;ll get thrown up on in my lifetime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; Two pics of the little vomiter are below.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image163\" alt=\"Zoe with Daddy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/zoe-with-daddy.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image164\" alt=\"Zoe in crib\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/zoe-in-crib.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I feel like I officially became a mom last night, when I got thrown up on for the first time. I was holding Zoe and admiring\u00c2\u00a0her big blue eyes when she opened her mouth and just let it all out.\u00c2\u00a0(It&#8217;s hard to\u00c2\u00a0believe that an 8-pound individual can produce that much vomit!) My first thought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-weeks-at-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}