{"id":14427,"date":"2012-10-06T18:39:28","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T02:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=14427"},"modified":"2012-10-06T18:39:28","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T02:39:28","slug":"mealtime-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=14427","title":{"rendered":"Mealtime fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two recent mealtime comments that I hope not to hear again.<\/p>\n<p>Zoe, calling out to me from the kitchen one morning: &#8220;Mommy, I accidentally spilled my cereal on the floor.&#8221; Me: &#8220;How much?&#8221; Zoe: &#8220;Uh&#8230; all of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Avery, after taking a taste of dinner the other night: &#8220;Can you <strong>not<\/strong> make this for me again, Mommy?&#8221; (I take it she didn&#8217;t like it.)<\/p>\n<div>-M<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two recent mealtime comments that I hope not to hear again. Zoe, calling out to me from the kitchen one morning: &#8220;Mommy, I accidentally spilled my cereal on the floor.&#8221; Me: &#8220;How much?&#8221; Zoe: &#8220;Uh&#8230; all of it.&#8221; Avery, after taking a taste of dinner the other night: &#8220;Can you not make this for me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-76-two-kids-october-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14427"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14436,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14427\/revisions\/14436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}