{"id":1434,"date":"2008-03-26T17:08:48","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T00:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=1434"},"modified":"2008-03-26T17:12:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T00:12:48","slug":"the-not-so-friendly-skies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=1434","title":{"rendered":"The not-so-friendly skies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know those people on the plane &#8211; the ones with crying\/screaming kids, and the ones you either, depending on your mood and your thoughts on babies, really feel sorry for or really hate? Well, we were those people last Friday. I didn&#8217;t mention it in my previous posts on Chicago, but the first part of our return trip was pretty rough. Zoe, who historically has had no problems on plane rides, spent a solid 45 minutes crying &#8211; and there was nothing we could do to stop her. Because our plane was on the runway being de-iced, we weren&#8217;t allowed to get up from our seats, and all we could do was sit there and try to calm her down with singing, talking and light rocking. Nothing worked &#8211; not even multiple offers of snacks &#8211; and I thought I was going to explode from stress when Zoe finally passed out in my arms. I&#8217;ve never been so happy to hear&#8230; nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Q, of course, was a cool cucumber throughout the ordeal &#8211; and I was anything but. (Talk about ying and yang.) I&#8217;ve never felt so helpless and hopeless as a parent, and 45 minutes of crying pretty much felt like 45 hours to me. I told Q more than once on the plane, &#8220;I&#8217;m never flying again.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Now that it&#8217;s been a few days, I have some perspective. As Q would point out, so Zoe cried for awhile &#8211; big deal! The crying-child-on-a-plane thing happens to most every parent, and it will probably happen to us again. (And yes, I DO plan on flying again.) But still&#8230; I&#8217;m glad to be on the ground. And I will never shoot a dirty look to the parent of a screaming child again.<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those people on the plane &#8211; the ones with crying\/screaming kids, and the ones you either, depending on your mood and your thoughts on babies, really feel sorry for or really hate? Well, we were those people last Friday. I didn&#8217;t mention it in my previous posts on Chicago, but the first part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-19sixteen-to-seventeen-months"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}