{"id":14328,"date":"2012-09-26T17:13:02","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T01:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=14328"},"modified":"2012-09-26T13:15:52","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T21:15:52","slug":"but-i-dont-have-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=14328","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;But I don&#8217;t have horses&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=13288\">another<\/a> Amelia-Bedelia moment with Avery yesterday. As she was\u00c2\u00a0rushing out of the car holding a bunch of stuff, I told her to &#8220;hold her horses.&#8221; She gave me a weird look and said, &#8220;But\u00c2\u00a0I don&#8217;t have horses in my hands &#8211; \u00c2\u00a0just shoes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had another Amelia-Bedelia moment with Avery yesterday. As she was\u00c2\u00a0rushing out of the car holding a bunch of stuff, I told her to &#8220;hold her horses.&#8221; She gave me a weird look and said, &#8220;But\u00c2\u00a0I don&#8217;t have horses in my hands &#8211; \u00c2\u00a0just shoes.&#8221; -M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-75-two-kids-september-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14328"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14334,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14328\/revisions\/14334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}