{"id":1300,"date":"2008-01-28T17:27:34","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T00:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2008-01-28T17:27:34","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T00:27:34","slug":"interpreter-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"Interpreter needed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a funny scene in the movie Airplane where the flight attendant can&#8217;t understand what two passengers are saying. &#8220;Oh stewardess,&#8221; called out another passenger, offering to translate. &#8220;I speak jive.&#8221; I&#8217;ve been reminded of this a lot lately, as Zoe has become increasingly vocal and increasingly difficult to understand. She strings together words to sound like real sentences, and she&#8217;s certainly trying to get some sort of point across; the only problem is we have no clue what she&#8217;s trying to say! I would love it if someone could interpret for us; does anyone out there speak &#8220;Zoe?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a funny scene in the movie Airplane where the flight attendant can&#8217;t understand what two passengers are saying. &#8220;Oh stewardess,&#8221; called out another passenger, offering to translate. &#8220;I speak jive.&#8221; I&#8217;ve been reminded of this a lot lately, as Zoe has become increasingly vocal and increasingly difficult to understand. She strings together words to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-17fourteen-to-fifteen-months"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}