{"id":12345,"date":"2012-04-09T15:04:22","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T23:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=12345"},"modified":"2012-04-09T15:04:22","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T23:04:22","slug":"come-home-by-the-speed-bump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=12345","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Come home by the speed bump&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the girls&#8217; spring break, and I&#8217;m spending (most of) the week with them. I worked today, though, and I had to smile when Zoe called my office around 3:30 wondering where I was. &#8220;Get packed up &#8211; right now!&#8221; she told me, saying she wanted me to come home. I told her I would be there soon, to which she replied, &#8220;No, you won&#8217;t &#8211; it takes a long time to get home from Stanford.&#8221; I&#8217;ll go fast, I told her, and that seemed to please her. &#8220;Go as fast as you can,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Come home by the speed bump and speed home&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the girls&#8217; spring break, and I&#8217;m spending (most of) the week with them. I worked today, though, and I had to smile when Zoe called my office around 3:30 wondering where I was. &#8220;Get packed up &#8211; right now!&#8221; she told me, saying she wanted me to come home. I told her I would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-69-two-kids-april-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12345"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12349,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345\/revisions\/12349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}