{"id":12219,"date":"2012-03-26T14:18:40","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T22:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=12219"},"modified":"2012-03-26T14:18:40","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T22:18:40","slug":"the-definition-of-booty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=12219","title":{"rendered":"The definition of booty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few nights ago Avery asked for a smoothie but pronounced it &#8220;booty.&#8221; I corrected her and then, to be silly, patted my behind to show her what a booty actually was. Zoe, sitting nearby and clearly thinking of a popular <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pirate%27s_Booty\">children&#8217;s snack<\/a>, suddenly piped up by saying, &#8220;Actually, <em>booty<\/em> is what pirates eat. You can&#8217;t teach your kids the wrong things, Mommy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Score one for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Robert%27s_American_Gourmet_Food\">Robert&#8217;s American Gourmet Food<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few nights ago Avery asked for a smoothie but pronounced it &#8220;booty.&#8221; I corrected her and then, to be silly, patted my behind to show her what a booty actually was. Zoe, sitting nearby and clearly thinking of a popular children&#8217;s snack, suddenly piped up by saying, &#8220;Actually, booty is what pirates eat. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-68-two-kids-march-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12219"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12223,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12219\/revisions\/12223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}