{"id":12094,"date":"2012-03-12T12:55:58","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T20:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=12094"},"modified":"2012-03-12T13:08:19","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T21:08:19","slug":"youre-my-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=12094","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You&#8217;re my mommy&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bad news: Both girls are sick (ear infections). The good news: They&#8217;re both on antibiotics and on the mend. And the semi-amusing news\/story: After I got a feverish Zoe some water and changed her pajamas shortly after midnight this morning, Zoe asked if I would sleep with her. Her bed is small and I knew neither one of us would get a good night&#8217;s sleep if I stayed, so I told her I couldn&#8217;t and, when pressed, said it was because Daddy needed me. &#8220;Why?&#8221; she asked, to which I replied (not being able to think of anything better), &#8220;Oh, he&#8217;s really tired.&#8221; She thought for a moment and then said, &#8220;But Mommy, you&#8217;re not Daddy&#8217;s mommy &#8211; you&#8217;re <em>my<\/em> mommy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well played, Zoe &#8211; well played.<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bad news: Both girls are sick (ear infections). The good news: They&#8217;re both on antibiotics and on the mend. And the semi-amusing news\/story: After I got a feverish Zoe some water and changed her pajamas shortly after midnight this morning, Zoe asked if I would sleep with her. Her bed is small and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-68-two-kids-march-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12094"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12099,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12094\/revisions\/12099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}