{"id":11749,"date":"2012-02-08T12:48:24","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T20:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=11749"},"modified":"2012-02-08T12:48:24","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T20:48:24","slug":"honeypots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=11749","title":{"rendered":"Honeypots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Move a little faster, Honeypots,&#8221; I said in irritation to the car ahead of me on the way to school this morning. &#8220;That&#8217;s a better thing to say than a bad word, Mommy,&#8221; Zoe (who has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=5887\">heard me say<\/a> much worse) piped up from the back seat. &#8220;Now you just need to keep saying nice words.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gotta love it when your five-year-old puts you in your place!<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Move a little faster, Honeypots,&#8221; I said in irritation to the car ahead of me on the way to school this morning. &#8220;That&#8217;s a better thing to say than a bad word, Mommy,&#8221; Zoe (who has heard me say much worse) piped up from the back seat. &#8220;Now you just need to keep saying nice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-67-two-kids-february-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11749"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11752,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions\/11752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}