{"id":11684,"date":"2012-02-04T13:54:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-04T21:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=11684"},"modified":"2012-02-04T13:55:50","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T21:55:50","slug":"some-zoe-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/?p=11684","title":{"rendered":"Some Zoe stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because Zoe looks &#8211; and often acts &#8211; older than she is, it&#8217;s especially jarring (and sweet)\u00c2\u00a0when she mixes up words or says age-appropriate things. And so, these recent comments really made me smile.<\/p>\n<p>-I\u00c2\u00a0told Zoe on the way to school yesterday\u00c2\u00a0that I was staying home that morning to get some things done.\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Oh, so you can do a <em>loaf<\/em> of laundry or two,&#8221; she told me.<\/p>\n<p>-Whenever I tell Zoe how pretty she is, I explain that I mean both\u00c2\u00a0outside and in. After I said it the other day, she laughed and told me I was silly. &#8220;You can&#8217;t see the stuff inside &#8211; my bones, my heart, my <em>luggage<\/em>,&#8221; she said, referring to her lungs.<\/p>\n<p>-Some of Zoe&#8217;s favorite things to play with are objects around the house. Looking for one such thing the other day, she asked,\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Mommy, where&#8217;s the case for your <em>eye-tacts<\/em>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Avery bit her sister\u00c2\u00a0in anger earlier today. While I was comforting Zoe, she heard Q discipline Avery in the other room. &#8220;If she does it again, she&#8217;s going to lose <em>play-bridges<\/em>,&#8221; Zoe\u00c2\u00a0said,\u00c2\u00a0meaning privileges.<\/p>\n<p>-My birthday present to Q this year was a close-up lens for his camera; when\u00c2\u00a0Zoe saw it for the first time she\u00c2\u00a0said, &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s a new nose for the camera!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because Zoe looks &#8211; and often acts &#8211; older than she is, it&#8217;s especially jarring (and sweet)\u00c2\u00a0when she mixes up words or says age-appropriate things. And so, these recent comments really made me smile. -I\u00c2\u00a0told Zoe on the way to school yesterday\u00c2\u00a0that I was staying home that morning to get some things done.\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Oh, so you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-67-two-kids-february-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11684"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11706,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11684\/revisions\/11706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zoe.browdy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}